What the Hell is Happening on the Citizen App

In case you missed it, in the past few months, we've covered the Citizen App and it's ridiculousness (Part I and Part II can be found here.) For those too lazy to click a goddam link, this app alerts you whenever a crime is happening around you. It's a combination of police scanner and crimes … Continue reading What the Hell is Happening on the Citizen App

5 Lessons From One Year as a Hopeless Corporate Hack

*Editor's Note: Today we have a special post from recurring guest columnist Global Intern. You know him as the co-writer of Office Worker Draft (I wrote all the funny jokes.) He's been out of college for one year, so naturally he thinks he knows everything. He's here to share it. 5 Lessons From One Year as … Continue reading 5 Lessons From One Year as a Hopeless Corporate Hack

Corporate All Names Team – Basketball

Sometimes in the working world, you come across names of co-workers that are so unbelievable, you just have to Snapchat your friends about it. Our friend and collaborator Emperor Mizuno was kind enough to return to the WordPress blog and bring us some brand new ridiculous names. This time, we’ve assembled a Corporate Young Professionals … Continue reading Corporate All Names Team – Basketball

BREAKING NEWS- Mike Pence Will Change His Name to Mike Pants if He Gets 200k Retweets

*EDITOR"S NOTE: Over the past few months, WRD has become THE trusted site in hard-hitting news, delivered to our readers weeks to months to years after the fact. However, our investors want us to grow our audience and demanded that we expand our news capabilities. I'm not usually one to give in to demands, but … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS- Mike Pence Will Change His Name to Mike Pants if He Gets 200k Retweets

Buzzword Dictionary

***NEW SEGMENT ALERT*** Here at WRD, we know that we were put on this Earth to do 1 thing: arm our loyal readers with a treasure chest of content that both entertains, informs and seduces (attractive people only !!! ) Today we unleash the newest tool in your professional arsenal: Buzzword Dictionary. Corporate-speak is a … Continue reading Buzzword Dictionary

Getting Through the Week: Sundays Are For Wallowing

For a few sweet months of the year, Sundays are filled with great joy for me. It's football season and I either get to watch the Jets lose, see my fantasy team crash and burn, or have all the teams I bet on lose by 30 points. Well, as many of you know, last Sunday … Continue reading Getting Through the Week: Sundays Are For Wallowing

Happy Eagles Super Bowl 1 week Anniversary

So cards on the table but I am a Jets fan. Probably mentioned that 100 times on this website we got here. However, last week I was an Eagles fan. My blood runs green and sometimes that is Eagles green and not Jets green. Plus I hate the Patriots and love to see them suffer. … Continue reading Happy Eagles Super Bowl 1 week Anniversary

GUEST COLUMN: State of the Union Review

EDITORS NOTE: RETURN WRITER ALERT: This next post is the second column by our regular contributor, Real Talk (aka RT.)  I think he was almost definitely 100% high when he wrote this so just keep that in mind. I try to refrain from editing these things and give my writers some ~creative freedom~ but Jesus … Continue reading GUEST COLUMN: State of the Union Review

GUEST COLUMN: Super Bowl Preview

EDITOR's NOTE: Everybody's a fucking critic. Even ballers like me, who grind day in and day out to put out  top flight content, can get criticized by the "fans" who think they can do it better. I don't let it get to me because I know it's obviously not true. But sometimes I throw them … Continue reading GUEST COLUMN: Super Bowl Preview

Week Old News 1/31

Well reader, you've done it again. Fallen asleep at the wheel while the news world has passed you by. Luckily for you, you are a loyal WRDie with access to a talented blogger willing to do anything for his readers. One could even say you are a (WorkRetire) Die Hard reader. As always, these are THE … Continue reading Week Old News 1/31