Summer Fridays: Best Summers Ever

August is winding down and it's time to reflect on Summer 2019. It's been a good to great summer for your humble Content King. I travelled a bit, saw some friends and family and drank a few hundred beers. I got slightly tanner, a new apartment and promoted at work. I posted a series of … Continue reading Summer Fridays: Best Summers Ever

Mid 2010s Frat Rappers – Where are They Now?

Editor's Note: Today we're taking a break from Summer Friday content and are blessed with a guest blog from Lane Fox, esteemed author of insightful and poignant blogs such as Power Ranking of WNBA Mascots. He covers the question that's on everyone's mind at least once a day - what happened to those white, one-hit … Continue reading Mid 2010s Frat Rappers – Where are They Now?

Summer Fridays: Declaration of Independence Facts

Editor's Note: Every Friday afternoon from now until Labor Day, we will be dropping a new summer themed blog to close out your work day and take you into the weekend. 14 weeks, 14 topics, 14 chances for you to have something interesting to talk about at a pregame. If you're new, go check out … Continue reading Summer Fridays: Declaration of Independence Facts

Summer Fridays: Summer Movie Superlatives

The absolutely essential categories for all summer related movies, award winners and shoutout a few honorable mentions. As always, all decisions are correct and final.

Paul’s Final Letter to the Corinthians

*Editor's Note: Folks we've unearthed something truly incredible. Our team of forensic scientists and archaeologists have uncovered an artifact that will change history forever. If anyone has the Pope's email, please forward this to him. He needs to see it.* Dear Corinthians, This will be my final letter. I’ve now sent over a dozen letters … Continue reading Paul’s Final Letter to the Corinthians

Power Ranking the Best Days of Elementary School *GUEST COLUMN*

EDITOR’S NOTE: Today we have a special guest column from returning blogger Jag Mehoff. (Check out his debut blog about day drinking here.) He was a fan of the Jags both before and after it was cool. He begged to have his pseudonym changed, but if you think I'm passing off the chance to force a masturbation … Continue reading Power Ranking the Best Days of Elementary School *GUEST COLUMN*

Ben Franklin, Renowned Inventor of…Syphilis?

They say history is written by the victor. In no case is this clearer than the glorification of Ben Franklin, a fraud, philanderer and ne'er-do-well who somehow became an American hero and got his fat face plastered on the $100 bill. What's wrong with ol' Ben, a Founding Father, scientist, inventor, statesman, and author? Isn't … Continue reading Ben Franklin, Renowned Inventor of…Syphilis?

My Life Has Been Optioned into a Hallmark Christmas Movie

*Editor's Note: The following is a completely true story. It has not been fabricated in any way. It is now the plot of a Hallmark film, tentatively titled 'Work Retire...Christmas?' * Many of you know me as the Content King. Humble, handsome, probably a genius. Physically powerful and emotionally stable. A man whose skill with … Continue reading My Life Has Been Optioned into a Hallmark Christmas Movie

What is the Ocean Hiding?

Hello idiots. Are you ready to learn something today? If you're anything like me, you've spend most of your life on what we call 'the land.' There are very few people born and raised in the ocean, which I find to be a bit of a shame. It means there's a lot we don't know … Continue reading What is the Ocean Hiding?

It’s Soup Season Bitches

Boy oh boy. It's my favorite time of the year. Summer is over and fall is upon us, which means it's the most important season of all. I'm not talking about cuffing season (it's a no girlfriend blog), apple picking season (besides maintaining a blog/meme account, activities are lame), or pumpkin spice latte season (making … Continue reading It’s Soup Season Bitches