“Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.” Aristotle said that and he's smart as fuck. Knowing yourself is hard. Luckily I am here to make it easy. As the most self-aware, spiritually wholesome, and emotionally stable man on the Internet, the Content King is here to hold your hand. Stroke your hair. And soothe … Continue reading How to Know Who You ~Really~ Are
EDITOR’S NOTE: Today we have a special guest column from returning blogger Jag Mehoff. (Check out his debut blog about day drinking here.) He was a fan of the Jags both before and after it was cool. He begged to have his pseudonym changed, but if you think I'm passing off the chance to force a masturbation … Continue reading Power Ranking the Best Days of Elementary School *GUEST COLUMN*
Happy Thanksgiving!!!! Today is the best holiday of the year- bar none. It's about delicious food, getting drunk with your family, and napping for 4 hours on your couch while everyone else does the dishes. It's the start to the holiday season and all the Christmas decorations, movies, songs, and that stuff that makes you … Continue reading What I’m Thankful For
Hello idiots. Are you ready to learn something today? If you're anything like me, you've spend most of your life on what we call 'the land.' There are very few people born and raised in the ocean, which I find to be a bit of a shame. It means there's a lot we don't know … Continue reading What is the Ocean Hiding?
I write you today, loyal readers and content subjects, with wonderful news. By the power vested in me, the mighty Content King, by our all seeing god WordPress.com, I have declared today to be the official start of fall. Now yes, I know what you're thinking. Big Weather would have you believe that it's technically … Continue reading Fall Has Fallen
Boy oh boy. It's my favorite time of the year. Summer is over and fall is upon us, which means it's the most important season of all. I'm not talking about cuffing season (it's a no girlfriend blog), apple picking season (besides maintaining a blog/meme account, activities are lame), or pumpkin spice latte season (making … Continue reading It’s Soup Season Bitches
*Special shoutout to consultants Emperor Mizuno, Cabe the McBabe, Jo and Pale Bitch* Here at WRD, we love movies and we really miss high school sports. It's finally time to combine those two passions into a blog that the world desperately needs - the Fictional Teen Athlete Awards. We're going to be doing 2 things … Continue reading The Fictional Teen Athlete Awards: Ranking the Top 10 Plus Senior Superlatives
Editor's Note: Guest columnist 720 Dave returns with another fast food guide that will ravage the beach body you've worked kind of hard to maintain this summer. This man's intense knowledge of the inner workings of nearly every single fast food chain's menu is alarming and may be a legitimate cry for help. Find Part 1 … Continue reading Fast Food Secret Menu Part Two
*Editor's Note: Today we have a post from our latest guest columnist, Lane Fox. He's here to present the first in what will be a series of power rankings - WNBA Mascots. This is not a ranking of the players on the team, so please calm down Indian Fever fans. This is about a world … Continue reading Power Ranking the WNBA Team Mascots
*Editor's Note: June 8th, 2018. Historians will remember today as a monumental moment in women's history, on par with the passing of the 19th Amendment granting women suffrage and the appointment of Sandra Day O'Connor as the first female Supreme Court Judge: the date of WRD's first female guest column. She goes by Startup Sloan, … Continue reading Which Disney Prince Do I Want to Sleep with the Most? A Woman’s Perspective