Every month or so, we’ll be answering your questions about work, life and balance. Thank you to all who submitted questions, and for everyone else, be sure to email workretiredie@gmail.com to have yours answered in the next version. And don’t forget to subscribe to the weekly newsletter, where answers will be posted first. Check out last … Continue reading Mailbag Vol. 3 – Bad Happy Hour Showings, Asking for a Raise & How to Get Fired
As you may be aware, we are currently in the market for a personal assistant here at Work Retire Die. As we described in our job posting on Friday, we need a very specific candidate who can handle the Herculean task of helping run the entire Internet. We were completely overwhelmed by the interest in … Continue reading Drake Bells Interviews to be My Personal Assistant
Through a combination of hard work, unchecked white privilege, and relentlessly posting content, regardless of feedback, we here at Work Retire Die headquarters have achieved the lifelong dream of every young boy across the country - 12,543 followers on our relatable work humor meme page. With such a massive following, we realized something - WE … Continue reading Now Hiring
As the world's #1 mid-size office meme account, I spend a significant amount of time perusing the Internet for stock photos to make ground-breaking content from. As I was doing my weekly research, I realized something - man does working from home stink on ice. I just want to go back to the cubes man. … Continue reading 17 Completely Bizarre Stock Photos That’ll Make You Miss the Office
We have special guest Scott Van Belt here today to break down Mike's marketing conference call. Pro-Tip - please stop pretending you have bad Wi-Fi. No one believes you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXkW2QJKgQ
Every month or so, we’ll be answering your questions about work, life and balance. Thank you to all who submitted questions, and for everyone else, be sure to email workretiredie@gmail.com to have yours answered in the next version. And don’t forget to subscribe to the weekly newsletter, where answers will be posted first. Check out last … Continue reading Work Retire Mailbag Vol. 2 – Hooking up with Coworkers, Don’t Be An Annoying New Hire, and Email Signoffs
To be honest, I am really not excited about going back to the office after quarantine ends. No, it's not because I'm loving work from home. It's because I'm dreading the small talk. If you're looking to practice your small talk and quarantine jokes, go ahead and smash that view button. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iorKKO_kfg&t=6s
Last night was an important night for many people in the world - dreams were made, futures were built, and hearts were broken. A country was unified for the first time in months around the most important draft since World War II - the Work Retire Die Remote Employee Draft. That's right, America's most important … Continue reading The Work from Home Employee Draft
Loyal WRDies - welcome to the newest recurring segment, the Work Retire Mailbag. Every month or so, we'll be answering your questions about work, life and balance. Thank you to all who submitted questions for our first edition, and for everyone else, be sure to email workretiredie@gmail.com to have yours answered in the next version. … Continue reading Work Retire Mailbag, Vol. 1
*Editors Note- this also applies to face scrapes* It should surprise none of you that I am generally regarded as one of the biggest bad boys in Corporate America history. I don't do expense reports on time, I never attend team-building exercises and I have shown up at the office with a glaring facial wound … Continue reading Going to Work with a Black Eye