Consider this a PSA. I don’t know who you think you’re fooling, but yes, we can 100% tell that you and your little work friend are messaging each other during this Zoom meeting. How could we possibly know? How did we crack this impossible code without the help of professional detective services, you ask? Oh, … Continue reading Yes, We Can Tell That You’re Having a Separate Conversation in The Video Meeting
Check out our full Dictionary for more corporate buzzwords defined in common man terms. Buzzword: Soup to Nuts 1. Definition (work): From the start to the end of a project Work Example: Boss: Jim, what's going on with the McAllister account? You've been on that one from soup to nuts.Jim (has not done more than 3 hours of work … Continue reading Corporate Buzzword Dictionary: Soup to Nuts
Sideline reporter Erin Andrews talks to Jack immediately after one of the worst conference calls of all time. Only thing to do is improve and try to get better for meetings this afternoon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsWRWsMH71A Subscribe to the YouTube channel morons.
Yes, you heard correctly. LinkedIn is now introducing a new Stories feature (basically the same exact thing as Instagram) and I think my world is ending. Just a quick heads up - if any one that I know begins using this feature non-ironically I am going to cut you off (bad news for you because … Continue reading LinkedIn Stories Are Going to Ruin My Life
The ultimate dream in Corporate America (and life) is to avoid work and responsibility while advancing in your career. One of the best ways to fly up the ladder is by executing a series of poorly disguised political maneuvers known as 'power moves.' These help you create a persona so intimidating that no one will … Continue reading Power Moves to Pull While Working Remote
Unless you've been completely asleep at the wheel for the past 3 months, you've probably heard about the NBA and their 'bubble' in Disneyworld, where all their players and staff have been living, working, and playing together for the past 80+ days. By all accounts, it's been a smash hit and the fans, NBA and … Continue reading Life in the Corporate Bubble
Do you think that it's totally unfair that the NBA players get to live with their coworkers in the NBA Bubble while you are stuck working remote?? Well have no fear, the Corporate Bubble is here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZnRowNMWkA
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Every month or so, we’ll be answering your questions about work, life and balance. Thank you to all who submitted questions, and for everyone else, be sure to email workretiredie@gmail.com to have yours answered in the next version. And don’t forget to subscribe to the weekly newsletter, where answers will be posted first. Check out last … Continue reading Mailbag Vol. 3 – Bad Happy Hour Showings, Asking for a Raise & How to Get Fired
As you may be aware, we are currently in the market for a personal assistant here at Work Retire Die. As we described in our job posting on Friday, we need a very specific candidate who can handle the Herculean task of helping run the entire Internet. We were completely overwhelmed by the interest in … Continue reading Drake Bells Interviews to be My Personal Assistant