I’ve Finally Figured Out How to Send Work Emails

As the most successful person you probably know, a lot of things in life come very easy to me. Rapidly ascending the corporate ladder, having a perfect body, speaking knowledgeably about the delights of French cuisine. All of these are as second nature to me as breathing. But yes, I am human (for now) so … Continue reading I’ve Finally Figured Out How to Send Work Emails

Finding A New Job While You’re Still Employed

Jobs are trash. Everyone knows it. Sometimes though, they're really trash, which isn't cool. You spend like 75% of your week at the office- you shouldn't be fucking miserable. You're a loyal WRDie which means you're hot, smart, and have good taste in blogs. You deserve to be happy. Even if your job doesn't suck, I … Continue reading Finding A New Job While You’re Still Employed

Buzzword Dictionary 6/27

Corporate-speak is a language all of its own and it would take a Harvard linguist professor many lifetimes to master. Luckily for you, I am a genius and have already figured it all out. Because I am one of the nicest people I’ve ever met, I will be sharing my knowledge, free of charge. Each … Continue reading Buzzword Dictionary 6/27

IT’S INTERN SEASON

It's the summer and in the working world thats mean one thing: IT'S INTERN SEASON. It's time for a new crop of bright-eyed college students to ask too many questions in meetings, drink way too much at the company happy hour and generally inject some much needed life into your boring ass office. People shit … Continue reading IT’S INTERN SEASON

Corporate All Names Team – Basketball

Sometimes in the working world, you come across names of co-workers that are so unbelievable, you just have to Snapchat your friends about it. Our friend and collaborator Emperor Mizuno was kind enough to return to the WordPress blog and bring us some brand new ridiculous names. This time, we’ve assembled a Corporate Young Professionals … Continue reading Corporate All Names Team – Basketball

The 2018 Office Worker Draft – Full Recap

*Editor's Note: I am sort of excited to announce our latest guest writer: Global Intern.  This young man provides a fresh new voice as our first recent college grad and only Sagittarius writer. Also, he is my younger brother. Don't get your hopes up though- there's a reason he is not named "Content Prince." Much … Continue reading The 2018 Office Worker Draft – Full Recap

Workplace Etiquette For Those Raised In a Barn

It seems to me that many of you have no idea how to behave in an office setting. Yes, much of this is due to your naturally grating personality and complete lack of social skills. But, it's not all your fault. You likely never had anyone to mentor you and nurture the skills of office … Continue reading Workplace Etiquette For Those Raised In a Barn

I Used to Be Pathetic Like You and Then I Got a Standing Desk

Hello down there. It may be hard to believe, as I stand here with my powerful 2 legs and full head of hair, but I used to be just like you. Weak. Lonely. Seated. Many in my community refer to your kind as "Sitters," but I'll refrain from that kind of derogatory hate-speak. Why the empathy? … Continue reading I Used to Be Pathetic Like You and Then I Got a Standing Desk

Yo, Please Stop Being So Annoying In Meetings

There is a growing buzz among the proletariat that meetings are a pointless waste of time and should be disposed of completely. Sorry but I have to politely completely disagree. I LOVE meetings. Not even kidding. They can actually be really productive. It's so much easier to talk something over in person than over email … Continue reading Yo, Please Stop Being So Annoying In Meetings

Buzzword Dictionary 3/15

Corporate-speak is a language all of its own and it would take a Harvard linguist professor many lifetimes to master. Luckily for you, I am a genius and have already figured it all out. Because I am one of the nicest people I’ve ever met, I will be sharing my knowledge, free of charge. Each … Continue reading Buzzword Dictionary 3/15