Quarantining by Yourself – How to Not Lose Your Goddam Mind

*Editor’s Note – Our latest guest blogger, Real Talk, is currently quarantined by himself in New York City and is definitely not losing his mind. Also – WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR QUARANTINE STORIES. If you’re interested in guest blogging, email us at workretiredie@gmail.com with an idea of a full blog and we’ll probably post since we … Continue reading Quarantining by Yourself – How to Not Lose Your Goddam Mind

How Quarantining with My Boyfriend Has Changed the Relationship

*Editor's Note - Our latest guest blogger, Jewish American Linzess, is currently quarantined by her boyfriend and his entire family. Here are her thoughts on inserting herself in their lives for the forseeable future. Also - WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR QUARANTINE STORIES. If you're interested in guest blogging, email us at workretiredie@gmail.com with an … Continue reading How Quarantining with My Boyfriend Has Changed the Relationship

INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: Is “Living With Yourself” Paul Rudd’s confession that he is a real life clone?

*Editor's Note: Guest writer Old Man is back with a stunning exposé and seeks to answer the timeless question - is there actually only one actor in all of Hollywood? Are they all...the same person? * In case you’re a Disney+ loyalist, there’s a new hit show on Netflix called Living With Yourself. Living With … Continue reading INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: Is “Living With Yourself” Paul Rudd’s confession that he is a real life clone?

Mid 2010s Frat Rappers – Where are They Now?

Editor's Note: Today we're taking a break from Summer Friday content and are blessed with a guest blog from Lane Fox, esteemed author of insightful and poignant blogs such as Power Ranking of WNBA Mascots. He covers the question that's on everyone's mind at least once a day - what happened to those white, one-hit … Continue reading Mid 2010s Frat Rappers – Where are They Now?

Summer Fridays: Roadtrips

*Editor's Note: Summer Fridays continues with a post from guest writer Jag Mehoff, who has written so many guest blogs I've given him a new title - Prince of Playlists. That's right, WRD is entering the music business and is proud to announce a new Spotify account, including a Summer Playlist (appropriately named Liver Prep … Continue reading Summer Fridays: Roadtrips

Desk Items to Get You Through the Day *Guest Blog*

Editor's Note: Surprise! We have a new guest blog from returning contributor Buffalo Bitch, one of the biggest bitches alive who happens to be from Buffalo. He's got some smoking hot takes to keep you warm in the cold winter months. Additional Editor's Note: Many have said it's pathetic that the Content King hasn't written a blog in 2 … Continue reading Desk Items to Get You Through the Day *Guest Blog*

Power Ranking the Best Days of Elementary School *GUEST COLUMN*

EDITOR’S NOTE: Today we have a special guest column from returning blogger Jag Mehoff. (Check out his debut blog about day drinking here.) He was a fan of the Jags both before and after it was cool. He begged to have his pseudonym changed, but if you think I'm passing off the chance to force a masturbation … Continue reading Power Ranking the Best Days of Elementary School *GUEST COLUMN*

Fast Food Secret Menu Part Two

Editor's Note: Guest columnist 720 Dave returns with another fast food guide that will ravage the beach body you've worked kind of hard to maintain this summer. This man's intense knowledge of the inner workings of nearly every single fast food chain's menu is alarming and may be a legitimate cry for help. Find Part 1 … Continue reading Fast Food Secret Menu Part Two

Power Ranking the WNBA Team Mascots

*Editor's Note: Today we have a post from our latest guest columnist, Lane Fox. He's here to present the first in what will be a series of power rankings - WNBA Mascots. This is not a ranking of the players on the team, so please calm down Indian Fever fans. This is about a world … Continue reading Power Ranking the WNBA Team Mascots

Corporate Espionage is BACK, and It’s About Damn Time

*Editor's Note: On Father's Day, I got some good feedback from dear old Dad: do more blogs on recent news items. I also spent 30 minutes trying to explain to him what a meme was (unsuccessful) but I guess you take the good with the bad. Regardless, I immediately thought of our latest guest writer … Continue reading Corporate Espionage is BACK, and It’s About Damn Time