It’s college graduation season and once again, there’s a fresh crop of bright eyed, 22-year-olds ready to take on the real world. With the world
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Congrats everyone. You made it through Thanksgiving and it’s time for the most glorious time of the year – the 5 weeks in between today and New
Hey you lazy fucking asshole. 2021 is almost over and you have accomplished pretty much nothing. You pathetic sack of shit. You should just give
Our beloved and handsome interns Tavi and Sam are finally done with midterms and ready to start pulling their weight on the blog again. Check
PERSONAL LIFE NEWS ALERT: I got engaged on Wednesday. Everyone say congrats Work Retire Die. Thanks guys, means a lot. I’m very excited to marry
It’s Friday night, the culmination of a long week of doing the bare minimum, staying up past your bedtime finishing Season 3 of You, and
This Halloween has got me thinking about how the holiday changes as you get older. First Halloween rules then it sucks then its fine then
Halloween is fast approaching and it’s time to start making the important decision – what will I pretend to be this year to escape the
Despite an unseasonably hot beginning of October, the ol’ weather app tells me that we are just a week or so away from what we
Every month or so, we’ll be answering your questions about work, life and balance. Thank you to all who submitted questions, and for everyone else,
It’s finally time to tackle one of the thorniest, most controversial topics in American culture today – hooking up your coworkers. Unlike clearly black and