Beans from Even Stevens Interviews to be My Assistant

In case you’re living under a rock, we are currently deep in the process of finding a new assistant here at Work Retire Die headquarters to help us run the entire Internet. Over the course of the next few weeks, we will be interviewing several very talented and qualified applicants. So far, we've had the honor of … Continue reading Beans from Even Stevens Interviews to be My Assistant

My Ex-GF Lisa Ann Interviews to be My Assistant

In case you're living under a rock, we are currently deep in the process of finding a new assistant here at Work Retire Die headquarters to help us run the entire Internet. Over the course of the next few weeks, we will be interviewing several very talented and qualified applicants. Last week we had the … Continue reading My Ex-GF Lisa Ann Interviews to be My Assistant

Drake Bells Interviews to be My Personal Assistant

As you may be aware, we are currently in the market for a personal assistant here at Work Retire Die. As we described in our job posting on Friday, we need a very specific candidate who can handle the Herculean task of helping run the entire Internet. We were completely overwhelmed by the interest in … Continue reading Drake Bells Interviews to be My Personal Assistant

Bad Meeting Breakdown – Scott Van Belt

We have special guest Scott Van Belt here today to break down Mike's marketing conference call. Pro-Tip - please stop pretending you have bad Wi-Fi. No one believes you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXkW2QJKgQ

Office Small Talk After Quarantine

To be honest, I am really not excited about going back to the office after quarantine ends. No, it's not because I'm loving work from home. It's because I'm dreading the small talk. If you're looking to practice your small talk and quarantine jokes, go ahead and smash that view button. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iorKKO_kfg&t=6s

Leaving A Zoom Happy Hour is Impossible

During these uncertain times, it can be really hard to stay in touch with friends. It should have been a blessing. Unfortunately, God decided to invent Zoom and now we can't get a moment of peace. Now, I feel like my social calendar is way more crowded than it ever was. It makes me sick. … Continue reading Leaving A Zoom Happy Hour is Impossible

Bracketology: Best Inventions Since Sliced Bread Breakdown

Well folks, Day 10 of Quarantine has hit and here at the WRD headquarters, we have officially lost our minds. Enjoy this video of Lo Junardi, Fleece Davis and Nicky Vitale doing a bit of Bracketology and breaking down the Sweet 16 matchups for the 3rd Annual Work Retire Die March Madness Bracket - The … Continue reading Bracketology: Best Inventions Since Sliced Bread Breakdown

How to Protect Your Online Data: Tips from a Hot Guy

Some of you are extremely dumb people, which is ultimately fine. Not everyone is lucky enough to have my massive brain, superior breeding and the good fortune to grow up in New Jersey. But the sad part is that many of you, even the smart ones, have no idea how to protect your online data … Continue reading How to Protect Your Online Data: Tips from a Hot Guy

Suspicious Dad – NEW VIDEO

Hey teens - don't parents stink? Always accusing you of stuff you didn't do? Well, as many of you know, here at Work Retire Die we work tirelessly to expose injustice at every turn. Our crew of documentary filmmakers has received some shocking footage that illustrates the extraordinary lengths Dads will go to in order … Continue reading Suspicious Dad – NEW VIDEO

Soup Addiction: The Untold Story

Well folks...I've uncovered a video that, as one of the world's biggest soup fans, was pretty shocking to see. Yes, soup is delicious. But it turns out, soup is also EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE. And it just truly ruins lives. Thank you to the handsome and smart crew of this documentary who had the courage to stand … Continue reading Soup Addiction: The Untold Story