How to Protect Your Online Data: Tips from a Hot Guy

Some of you are extremely dumb people, which is ultimately fine. Not everyone is lucky enough to have my massive brain, superior breeding and the good fortune to grow up in New Jersey. But the sad part is that many of you, even the smart ones, have no idea how to protect your online data … Continue reading How to Protect Your Online Data: Tips from a Hot Guy

Suspicious Dad – NEW VIDEO

Hey teens - don't parents stink? Always accusing you of stuff you didn't do? Well, as many of you know, here at Work Retire Die we work tirelessly to expose injustice at every turn. Our crew of documentary filmmakers has received some shocking footage that illustrates the extraordinary lengths Dads will go to in order … Continue reading Suspicious Dad – NEW VIDEO

Soup Addiction: The Untold Story

Well folks...I've uncovered a video that, as one of the world's biggest soup fans, was pretty shocking to see. Yes, soup is delicious. But it turns out, soup is also EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE. And it just truly ruins lives. Thank you to the handsome and smart crew of this documentary who had the courage to stand … Continue reading Soup Addiction: The Untold Story

12 Days of Work Retire Christmas: The Video Series

*A note from the editor* Many people have been asking why the 12 Days of Christmas stopped after 6 days. It has nothing to do with the Content King going to a ski-house for New Year's Eve and being too drunk and/or hungover for the past 5 days to use his brain. It has even … Continue reading 12 Days of Work Retire Christmas: The Video Series