Editor's Note: Every Friday afternoon from now until Labor Day, we will be dropping a new summer themed blog to close out your work day and take you into the weekend. 14 weeks, 14 topics, 14 chances for you to have something interesting to talk about at a pregame. If you're new, go check out … Continue reading Summer Fridays: Declaration of Independence Facts
*Editor's Note: Folks we've unearthed something truly incredible. Our team of forensic scientists and archaeologists have uncovered an artifact that will change history forever. If anyone has the Pope's email, please forward this to him. He needs to see it.* Dear Corinthians, This will be my final letter. I’ve now sent over a dozen letters … Continue reading Paul’s Final Letter to the Corinthians
They say history is written by the victor. In no case is this clearer than the glorification of Ben Franklin, a fraud, philanderer and ne'er-do-well who somehow became an American hero and got his fat face plastered on the $100 bill. What's wrong with ol' Ben, a Founding Father, scientist, inventor, statesman, and author? Isn't … Continue reading Ben Franklin, Renowned Inventor of…Syphilis?
Editor's Note: As Content King, it's important to keep my subjects updated on where their favorite childhood movie characters have ended up. A few months back, we covered Air Bud and his fall from grace. This is our second installment in our new series - "Where Are They Now" Troubling news today out of London … Continue reading Concern Grows Nationwide for Missing Christopher Robin
We've all heard Barenaked Ladies' classic 1998 single, "One Week," by the Bare Naked Ladies. It was a cultural hit, debuting at #1 on the Billboard Charts for, coincidentally enough, 1 week, and remains a staple of pre-games and car ride sing-a-longs to this day. It was honestly a crime it did not make it … Continue reading Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” – An Investigative Report
Yep that's right. You heard correctly. The new Duchess of Sussex (which rhymes btw) wants a piece of the Content King. We all want we can't have - apparently even the Royal Family isn't immune. For many this would be flattering, but for me it's just flat out annoying. For those who don't know, Meghan … Continue reading Meghan Markle Won’t Stop Texting Me
Sad news today out of Los Angeles, as former basketball star Air Bud has reportedly eaten an entire plate of chocolate fudge brownies from Mrs. Johnson's kitchen, in what family is calling an accidental overdose but many fear is an attempt at his own life. Mr. Bud is currently being held at the local veterinary, … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS- Air Bud Overdoses on Brownies, Feared Dead
*EDITOR"S NOTE: Over the past few months, WRD has become THE trusted site in hard-hitting news, delivered to our readers weeks to months to years after the fact. However, our investors want us to grow our audience and demanded that we expand our news capabilities. I'm not usually one to give in to demands, but … Continue reading BREAKING NEWS- Mike Pence Will Change His Name to Mike Pants if He Gets 200k Retweets