Work. Retire. Die

You graduated. What’s next? Well first you work, then you retire, then you die. That’s about it. Might as well read a few blogs while you’re at it.

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What You Learn During Dry January

On Wednesday, Prohibition turned 100 years old. In anticipation of the event that jumpstarted the Kennedy empire and career of my role model Al Capone, I have been practicing a Dry January. I am bravely starting this on January 7th and am allowing myself 2 cheat days as a treat. Many are saying this is more of a ‘drink … Continue reading What You Learn During Dry January

2020 Resolutions to Make You Less of a Horrible Person

Is your life horrible? Most likely. Follow my FIVE simple resolutions to turn this thing around in 2020.  1. be Less wasteful This year, save your 3 most valuable resources – time, water, and soap, by no longer washing your hands after you pee. IF YOU DON’T PEE ON YOUR HANDS, YOU DON’T NEED TO … Continue reading 2020 Resolutions to Make You Less of a Horrible Person

INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: Is “Living With Yourself” Paul Rudd’s confession that he is a real life clone?

*Editor’s Note: Guest writer Old Man is back with a stunning exposé and seeks to answer the timeless question – is there actually only one actor in all of Hollywood? Are they all…the same person? * In case you’re a Disney+ loyalist, there’s a new hit show on Netflix called Living With Yourself. Living With … Continue reading INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: Is “Living With Yourself” Paul Rudd’s confession that he is a real life clone?

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