New Post for New Post Grads – How to Survive the Real World

*Editor's Note: It's college graduation season and that means there's a fresh new crop of post-grads ready to enter the real world. As such, I turned to our latest guest columnist to give the young pups some advice. We'll affectionally call him Old Guy because well, this dude is old as fuck. I'm not gonna … Continue reading New Post for New Post Grads – How to Survive the Real World

Corporate All Names Team – Basketball

Sometimes in the working world, you come across names of co-workers that are so unbelievable, you just have to Snapchat your friends about it. Our friend and collaborator Emperor Mizuno was kind enough to return to the WordPress blog and bring us some brand new ridiculous names. This time, we’ve assembled a Corporate Young Professionals … Continue reading Corporate All Names Team – Basketball

The 2018 Office Worker Draft – Full Recap

*Editor's Note: I am sort of excited to announce our latest guest writer: Global Intern.  This young man provides a fresh new voice as our first recent college grad and only Sagittarius writer. Also, he is my younger brother. Don't get your hopes up though- there's a reason he is not named "Content Prince." Much … Continue reading The 2018 Office Worker Draft – Full Recap

Fast Food Secret Menu Guide – Part 1 of ???

*Editor's Note: After enlightening us on the desperate need for bullet trains in America, our beloved guest columnist 720 Dave returns with some information you may actually find useful this time- a guide to all the secret menu options that greedy Big Fast Food doesn't want you to know. Because he eats more fast food than any … Continue reading Fast Food Secret Menu Guide – Part 1 of ???

Modern America: Too Many Guns, Not Enough Bullet Trains

~EDITOR'S NOTE~ Here at WRD we strive to not only entertain the content hungry masses, but educate as well. In a world of fake news and real olds, it’s nice to have a source of reliable information from the young, totally diverse and unbiased team here at your favorite wordpress.com blog. That's why we are … Continue reading Modern America: Too Many Guns, Not Enough Bullet Trains

Getting Through The Week (end): Day Drinking *GUEST COLUMN*

EDITOR'S NOTE: Today we have a special guest column from our newest writer, Jag Mehoff. As the world's second largest Jags fan (after this blog), he is basically family on WRD. He wanted to be called something cooler but whenever I have the chance to force a jerk-off/Jaguars pun, I'm taking it. That's why I make the … Continue reading Getting Through The Week (end): Day Drinking *GUEST COLUMN*

Corporate All Names Team-*GUEST COLUMN*

Editor's Note: Sometimes in the working world, you come across names that are so unbelievable, you just have to Snapchat your friends about it. Our latest guest columnist, Emperor Mizuno, has compiled a list of business folk he's dealt with over the past 3 years with the kind of names that almost certainly ruined their … Continue reading Corporate All Names Team-*GUEST COLUMN*

GUEST COLUMN: State of the Union Review

EDITORS NOTE: RETURN WRITER ALERT: This next post is the second column by our regular contributor, Real Talk (aka RT.)  I think he was almost definitely 100% high when he wrote this so just keep that in mind. I try to refrain from editing these things and give my writers some ~creative freedom~ but Jesus … Continue reading GUEST COLUMN: State of the Union Review

GUEST COLUMN: Super Bowl Preview

EDITOR's NOTE: Everybody's a fucking critic. Even ballers like me, who grind day in and day out to put out  top flight content, can get criticized by the "fans" who think they can do it better. I don't let it get to me because I know it's obviously not true. But sometimes I throw them … Continue reading GUEST COLUMN: Super Bowl Preview

*GUEST COLUMN* Album Review- A Work Retire Die Christmas

A note from the Editor: Here at the Work Retire Die Headquarters, we always try to stay on the cutting edge and ahead of the pack. When everybody zigs, we zag. As such, we've made it our mission to track down the best and brightest new talent to continue delivering award winning content to the … Continue reading *GUEST COLUMN* Album Review- A Work Retire Die Christmas