Which Disney Prince Do I Want to Sleep with the Most? A Woman’s Perspective

*Editor's Note: June 8th, 2018. Historians will remember today as a monumental moment in women's history, on par with the passing of the 19th Amendment granting women suffrage and the appointment of Sandra Day O'Connor as the first female Supreme Court Judge: the date of WRD's first female guest column. She goes by Startup Sloan, … Continue reading Which Disney Prince Do I Want to Sleep with the Most? A Woman’s Perspective

Power Ranking The Disney Female Characters By How In Love With Them I Am

As the Content King, women throw themselves at me constantly. It could be a bit overwhelming for a lesser man, but luckily I have the emotional strength and mental stamina to handle it. Sometimes though, I tire of real life romance and yearn for something more unattainable. More timeless. We're talking Disney characters. Let's address … Continue reading Power Ranking The Disney Female Characters By How In Love With Them I Am

Fast Food Secret Menu Guide – Part 1 of ???

*Editor's Note: After enlightening us on the desperate need for bullet trains in America, our beloved guest columnist 720 Dave returns with some information you may actually find useful this time- a guide to all the secret menu options that greedy Big Fast Food doesn't want you to know. Because he eats more fast food than any … Continue reading Fast Food Secret Menu Guide – Part 1 of ???

The Cups in My Apartment: A Power Ranking

Mark this one under content you didn't know you wanted. It comes as a surprise to some that at many points in my life, people have approached me to ask: "Content King, what are the best cups in your apartment?" You may be surprised, but I am not. Here's why- I have some great cups. Everyone … Continue reading The Cups in My Apartment: A Power Ranking

The Best Days of Work For Doing Absolutely Nothing

Work sucks. That's basically the point of this entire freaking website blog. Life in the cubes is a prison of broken dreams and bad posture; where joy goes to die under florescent lighting. It's the same thing, every single day, for the rest of your life. At first glance, outside of this blog (tell your … Continue reading The Best Days of Work For Doing Absolutely Nothing

God Is a Jags Fan

Yes you read that correctly. God is a Jags fan. How do I know that? I won't say that I talked to him directly. That'd be blasphemy. But I will say that I have a little birdie on the inside with top secret information. And he told me, in no uncertain terms, that the big … Continue reading God Is a Jags Fan