The Craziest Things People Have Done To Get Laid
An orgasm is a powerful thing. So powerful that people will do some crazy shit just to get it. In honor of Orgasm winning the Best Physical Senses in the World Bracket, we decided to break down the wildest things people have done to get their rocks off (orgasm
Craziest Things People Have Done to Get Laid
1. Start an entirely new sect of Christianity so you can bang Anna Boleyn
Shoutout King Henry VIII
2. Exercise regularly
3. Break in and out of prison so you can be with your inmate lover
4. The entire concept of plastic surgery (no offense doctors)
5. Completely change your interests and personality
7. Buy expensive sports cars
8. Be a sugar daddy
9. Start a war with Troy because you think Helen is hot
10. Pretend to like Harry Styles
11. Grow a beard (men, usually)
12. Shave your body daily (women, usually)
13. Slap a comedian onstage at the Oscars after he insults your wife
14. Allow yourself to be catfished
15. Spend your life savings on a wedding to someone you have zero in common with
16. Work 80 hour weeks in investment banking
17. End a war in Kenya so you can lift the sex ban that women nationwide imposed.
Shoutout to the wives of the Kenyan President and Prime Minister who refused to have sex with their husbands until a peace treaty was reached in 2006.
18. Ruin your marriage and your children’s long term happiness to sleep with your assistant
19. Start a meme page (this never works FYI)
20. Post pictures of you with a fish on a dating app (guys)
21. Post pictures of you at a baseball game on a dating app talking about how you love sports and guy stuff
22. Dress Like This
23. Get a job
24. Buy a truck
25. Learn the acoustic guitar
26. Become a rapper
27. Write poetry
28. Cut off your ear in 19th century France and give to your crush even though you’re like the most famous painter ever
29. Go on a first date with a perfect stranger that could easily murder you
30. Join an extra-curricular group in high school that you have zero interest in just because your crush does it.
31. Basically every single thing JFK did in his presidency
The man risked national security MULTIPLE times just to feed his sex addiction. He also slept with a Nazi spy that he was fully aware was working for the German government
32. Get your feet bound in your formative teenage years.
33. Get wires and brackets put inside your mouth in your formative teenage years
34. Fall in love with a man named Romeo from the Montague family that is a sworn enemy of your father and then drink poison in a double suicide attempt during your formative teenage years
35. Shop at Abercrombie, get frosted tips, and wear an absurd amount of Axe body spray in your formative teenage years
36. Pretend to read a book on the subway
37. Create Mormonism
38. Break out and back into a Nazi camp
39. Bake an Apple Pie
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