Paul’s Final Letter to the Corinthians

*Editor's Note: Folks we've unearthed something truly incredible. Our team of forensic scientists and archaeologists have uncovered an artifact that will change history forever. If anyone has the Pope's email, please forward this to him. He needs to see it.* Dear Corinthians, This will be my final letter. I’ve now sent over a dozen letters … Continue reading Paul’s Final Letter to the Corinthians

Power Ranking the Best Days of Elementary School *GUEST COLUMN*

EDITOR’S NOTE: Today we have a special guest column from returning blogger Jag Mehoff. (Check out his debut blog about day drinking here.) He was a fan of the Jags both before and after it was cool. He begged to have his pseudonym changed, but if you think I'm passing off the chance to force a masturbation … Continue reading Power Ranking the Best Days of Elementary School *GUEST COLUMN*

Ben Franklin, Renowned Inventor of…Syphilis?

They say history is written by the victor. In no case is this clearer than the glorification of Ben Franklin, a fraud, philanderer and ne'er-do-well who somehow became an American hero and got his fat face plastered on the $100 bill. What's wrong with ol' Ben, a Founding Father, scientist, inventor, statesman, and author? Isn't … Continue reading Ben Franklin, Renowned Inventor of…Syphilis?

My Life Has Been Optioned into a Hallmark Christmas Movie

*Editor's Note: The following is a completely true story. It has not been fabricated in any way. It is now the plot of a Hallmark film, tentatively titled 'Work Retire...Christmas?' * Many of you know me as the Content King. Humble, handsome, probably a genius. Physically powerful and emotionally stable. A man whose skill with … Continue reading My Life Has Been Optioned into a Hallmark Christmas Movie

What is the Ocean Hiding?

Hello idiots. Are you ready to learn something today? If you're anything like me, you've spend most of your life on what we call 'the land.' There are very few people born and raised in the ocean, which I find to be a bit of a shame. It means there's a lot we don't know … Continue reading What is the Ocean Hiding?

It’s Soup Season Bitches

Boy oh boy. It's my favorite time of the year. Summer is over and fall is upon us, which means it's the most important season of all. I'm not talking about cuffing season (it's a no girlfriend blog), apple picking season (besides maintaining a blog/meme account, activities are lame), or pumpkin spice latte season (making … Continue reading It’s Soup Season Bitches

The Fictional Teen Athlete Awards: Ranking the Top 10 Plus Senior Superlatives

*Special shoutout to consultants Emperor Mizuno, Cabe the McBabe, Jo and Pale Bitch* Here at WRD, we love movies and we really miss high school sports. It's finally time to combine those two passions into a blog that the world desperately needs - the Fictional Teen Athlete Awards. We're going to be doing 2 things … Continue reading The Fictional Teen Athlete Awards: Ranking the Top 10 Plus Senior Superlatives

Concern Grows Nationwide for Missing Christopher Robin

Editor's Note:  As Content King, it's important to keep my subjects updated on where their favorite childhood movie characters have ended up. A few months back, we covered Air Bud and his fall from grace. This is our second installment in our new series - "Where Are They Now" Troubling news today out of London … Continue reading Concern Grows Nationwide for Missing Christopher Robin

I Am Moving to Alabama to Raise Goats and Chickens

I'm not but how about that headline! Who couldn't click on that? Anyways, I got another story for you guys and don't worry, the title of this article was not total click-bait. I've been dealing with some goat and chicken farmers in Alabama all week long and have lived to tell the tale. I'll set … Continue reading I Am Moving to Alabama to Raise Goats and Chickens

Fast Food Secret Menu Part Two

Editor's Note: Guest columnist 720 Dave returns with another fast food guide that will ravage the beach body you've worked kind of hard to maintain this summer. This man's intense knowledge of the inner workings of nearly every single fast food chain's menu is alarming and may be a legitimate cry for help. Find Part 1 … Continue reading Fast Food Secret Menu Part Two