What is the Ocean Hiding?

Hello idiots. Are you ready to learn something today? If you're anything like me, you've spend most of your life on what we call 'the land.' There are very few people born and raised in the ocean, which I find to be a bit of a shame. It means there's a lot we don't know … Continue reading What is the Ocean Hiding?

It’s Soup Season Bitches

Boy oh boy. It's my favorite time of the year. Summer is over and fall is upon us, which means it's the most important season of all. I'm not talking about cuffing season (it's a no girlfriend blog), apple picking season (besides maintaining a blog/meme account, activities are lame), or pumpkin spice latte season (making … Continue reading It’s Soup Season Bitches

The Fictional Teen Athlete Awards: Ranking the Top 10 Plus Senior Superlatives

*Special shoutout to consultants Emperor Mizuno, Cabe the McBabe, Jo and Pale Bitch* Here at WRD, we love movies and we really miss high school sports. It's finally time to combine those two passions into a blog that the world desperately needs - the Fictional Teen Athlete Awards. We're going to be doing 2 things … Continue reading The Fictional Teen Athlete Awards: Ranking the Top 10 Plus Senior Superlatives

Concern Grows Nationwide for Missing Christopher Robin

Editor's Note:  As Content King, it's important to keep my subjects updated on where their favorite childhood movie characters have ended up. A few months back, we covered Air Bud and his fall from grace. This is our second installment in our new series - "Where Are They Now" Troubling news today out of London … Continue reading Concern Grows Nationwide for Missing Christopher Robin

I Am Moving to Alabama to Raise Goats and Chickens

I'm not but how about that headline! Who couldn't click on that? Anyways, I got another story for you guys and don't worry, the title of this article was not total click-bait. I've been dealing with some goat and chicken farmers in Alabama all week long and have lived to tell the tale. I'll set … Continue reading I Am Moving to Alabama to Raise Goats and Chickens

Fast Food Secret Menu Part Two

Editor's Note: Guest columnist 720 Dave returns with another fast food guide that will ravage the beach body you've worked kind of hard to maintain this summer. This man's intense knowledge of the inner workings of nearly every single fast food chain's menu is alarming and may be a legitimate cry for help. Find Part 1 … Continue reading Fast Food Secret Menu Part Two

The Citizen App Continues to Entertain

In case you missed it, in the past few months, we've covered the Citizen App and it's ridiculousness (Part I , Part II and Part III can be found here.) For those too lazy to click a goddam link, this app alerts you whenever a crime is happening around you. It's a combination of police scanner and crimes … Continue reading The Citizen App Continues to Entertain

Power Ranking the WNBA Team Mascots

*Editor's Note: Today we have a post from our latest guest columnist, Lane Fox. He's here to present the first in what will be a series of power rankings - WNBA Mascots. This is not a ranking of the players on the team, so please calm down Indian Fever fans. This is about a world … Continue reading Power Ranking the WNBA Team Mascots

Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” – An Investigative Report

We've all heard Barenaked Ladies' classic 1998 single,  "One Week," by the Bare Naked Ladies. It was a cultural hit, debuting at #1 on the Billboard Charts for, coincidentally enough, 1 week, and remains a staple of pre-games and car ride sing-a-longs to this day. It was honestly a crime it did not make it … Continue reading Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” – An Investigative Report

The Teens Have Lost Their Goddam Minds

What the heck is up loyal WRDies?? My deepest condolences for the lack of top flight content the past 2 weeks. You've been rudderless, lost at sea without my guidance and thoughtful prose to get you through your sad pathetic lives. If I were the type to make excuses, I would point to the fact that … Continue reading The Teens Have Lost Their Goddam Minds