Concern Grows Nationwide for Missing Christopher Robin

Editor's Note:  As Content King, it's important to keep my subjects updated on where their favorite childhood movie characters have ended up. A few months back, we covered Air Bud and his fall from grace. This is our second installment in our new series - "Where Are They Now" Troubling news today out of London … Continue reading Concern Grows Nationwide for Missing Christopher Robin

I Am Moving to Alabama to Raise Goats and Chickens

I'm not but how about that headline! Who couldn't click on that? Anyways, I got another story for you guys and don't worry, the title of this article was not total click-bait. I've been dealing with some goat and chicken farmers in Alabama all week long and have lived to tell the tale. I'll set … Continue reading I Am Moving to Alabama to Raise Goats and Chickens

Fast Food Secret Menu Part Two

Editor's Note: Guest columnist 720 Dave returns with another fast food guide that will ravage the beach body you've worked kind of hard to maintain this summer. This man's intense knowledge of the inner workings of nearly every single fast food chain's menu is alarming and may be a legitimate cry for help. Find Part 1 … Continue reading Fast Food Secret Menu Part Two

The Citizen App Continues to Entertain

In case you missed it, in the past few months, we've covered the Citizen App and it's ridiculousness (Part I , Part II and Part III can be found here.) For those too lazy to click a goddam link, this app alerts you whenever a crime is happening around you. It's a combination of police scanner and crimes … Continue reading The Citizen App Continues to Entertain

Power Ranking the WNBA Team Mascots

*Editor's Note: Today we have a post from our latest guest columnist, Lane Fox. He's here to present the first in what will be a series of power rankings - WNBA Mascots. This is not a ranking of the players on the team, so please calm down Indian Fever fans. This is about a world … Continue reading Power Ranking the WNBA Team Mascots

Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” – An Investigative Report

We've all heard Barenaked Ladies' classic 1998 single,  "One Week," by the Bare Naked Ladies. It was a cultural hit, debuting at #1 on the Billboard Charts for, coincidentally enough, 1 week, and remains a staple of pre-games and car ride sing-a-longs to this day. It was honestly a crime it did not make it … Continue reading Barenaked Ladies’ “One Week” – An Investigative Report

The Teens Have Lost Their Goddam Minds

What the heck is up loyal WRDies?? My deepest condolences for the lack of top flight content the past 2 weeks. You've been rudderless, lost at sea without my guidance and thoughtful prose to get you through your sad pathetic lives. If I were the type to make excuses, I would point to the fact that … Continue reading The Teens Have Lost Their Goddam Minds

Mason Ramsey Has BDE

Sorry in advance Mom. The Internet has been exploding lately with talk of Big Dick Energy, or "BDE" for those who don't want to write the word dick all the time. Who has BDE? How do you get BDE? And most importantly, what is BDE?  This article does a pretty good job of laying it out. … Continue reading Mason Ramsey Has BDE

What the Hell is Happening on the Citizen App

In case you missed it, in the past few months, we've covered the Citizen App and it's ridiculousness (Part I and Part II can be found here.) For those too lazy to click a goddam link, this app alerts you whenever a crime is happening around you. It's a combination of police scanner and crimes … Continue reading What the Hell is Happening on the Citizen App

Corporate Espionage is BACK, and It’s About Damn Time

*Editor's Note: On Father's Day, I got some good feedback from dear old Dad: do more blogs on recent news items. I also spent 30 minutes trying to explain to him what a meme was (unsuccessful) but I guess you take the good with the bad. Regardless, I immediately thought of our latest guest writer … Continue reading Corporate Espionage is BACK, and It’s About Damn Time