Editor’s Note: Today’s column comes from our guest writer, Laura “The Meme Queen” Mayfield. and is the latest installment in the parody series “Smart People, Stupidly
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This article is part of our Summer Friday series. Every Friday we’ll be dropping a new summer related article to get you through to happy
This article is part of our Summer Friday series. Every Friday we’ll be dropping a new summer related article to get you through to happy
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PERSONAL LIFE NEWS ALERT: I got engaged on Wednesday. Everyone say congrats Work Retire Die. Thanks guys, means a lot. I’m very excited to marry