Rallying – A Guide to Going Out After Day Drinking

On this blog, we are not what you would call "technically skilled" people. I can barely figure out a Pivot Table in Excel - there's nothing I produce professionally that a 10th grade couldn't do with 6 months of training. However, here on WRD, what we can do better than everyone else is act like a normal … Continue reading Rallying – A Guide to Going Out After Day Drinking

Workplace Etiquette For Those Raised In a Barn

It seems to me that many of you have no idea how to behave in an office setting. Yes, much of this is due to your naturally grating personality and complete lack of social skills. But, it's not all your fault. You likely never had anyone to mentor you and nurture the skills of office … Continue reading Workplace Etiquette For Those Raised In a Barn

Yo, Please Stop Being So Annoying In Meetings

There is a growing buzz among the proletariat that meetings are a pointless waste of time and should be disposed of completely. Sorry but I have to politely completely disagree. I LOVE meetings. Not even kidding. They can actually be really productive. It's so much easier to talk something over in person than over email … Continue reading Yo, Please Stop Being So Annoying In Meetings

The Best Days of Work For Doing Absolutely Nothing

Work sucks. That's basically the point of this entire freaking website blog. Life in the cubes is a prison of broken dreams and bad posture; where joy goes to die under florescent lighting. It's the same thing, every single day, for the rest of your life. At first glance, outside of this blog (tell your … Continue reading The Best Days of Work For Doing Absolutely Nothing

Getting Through The Week (end): Day Drinking *GUEST COLUMN*

EDITOR'S NOTE: Today we have a special guest column from our newest writer, Jag Mehoff. As the world's second largest Jags fan (after this blog), he is basically family on WRD. He wanted to be called something cooler but whenever I have the chance to force a jerk-off/Jaguars pun, I'm taking it. That's why I make the … Continue reading Getting Through The Week (end): Day Drinking *GUEST COLUMN*

Getting Through the Week: When You Have No Friends

After open bars and oral sex, friends are the best thing in the world. Just to be clear, because I know the title may be confusing- yes I have friends. Probably 1 million. Most are voluntary, several tolerate me and a few even respond to my texts. Sometimes I think I might have too many … Continue reading Getting Through the Week: When You Have No Friends

Getting Through the Week: Sundays Are For Wallowing

For a few sweet months of the year, Sundays are filled with great joy for me. It's football season and I either get to watch the Jets lose, see my fantasy team crash and burn, or have all the teams I bet on lose by 30 points. Well, as many of you know, last Sunday … Continue reading Getting Through the Week: Sundays Are For Wallowing

Getting Through the Week: Traveling for Work

It's pretty obvious to anyone with a brain and eyes that I'm going to be rich and famous one day. If I were a betting man, I'd say sooner rather than later but it's kind of in God's hands at this point. But I can say without a doubt that one day I will live … Continue reading Getting Through the Week: Traveling for Work

Getting Through the Week: Working From Home

Working from home is the goddam future. It's amazing. If I could do it every day I would. You get to be comfortable, shed your corporate lizard skin and can finally be yourself. AND you still get paid for it. Win win. Money rules. I will say, as a ~people person~, if I did it … Continue reading Getting Through the Week: Working From Home

Getting Through the Week: With a New Boss

In this broken world, change is inevitable. But that's not a bad thing. Change is actually dope because new is always better. HIMYM reference. Life is pretty boring to begin with so it's nice to mix things up here and there. Once place where change is constant is corporate America aka white-collar slavery (too soon?) … Continue reading Getting Through the Week: With a New Boss