Beans from Even Stevens Interviews to be My Assistant

In case you’re living under a rock, we are currently deep in the process of finding a new assistant here at Work Retire Die headquarters to help us run the entire Internet.

Over the course of the next few weeks, we will be interviewing several very talented and qualified applicants. So far, we’ve had the honor of sitting down with Drake Bell, esteemed actor and singer, and had to endure an awkward conversation with my scorned lover, adult film actress Lisa Ann.

Yesterday, we sat down with the candidate of our dreams – Steven Anthony Lawrence aka Beans from Even Stevens. I am very rarely impressed by anyone I meet in the world, but I was frankly blown away by this young man. He has that indescribable quality that makes a perfect assistant and also incredible nipples.

Subscribe to the YouTube channel to follow along in our journey to do the impossible – find talent on the Internet.

Leave a Reply