Work.Retire.Die.

As you may be aware, we are currently in the market for a personal assistant here at Work Retire Die. As we described in our job posting on Friday, we need a very specific candidate who can handle the Herculean task of helping run the entire Internet.

We were completely overwhelmed by the interest in the position and had several dozen qualified applicants reach out. Luckily, we were able to interview some of our favorites and got it all on tape to share with you.

Without further ado, please enjoy our first interview with Drake Bell, singer, actor, and woefully unprepared job applicant.

Stay tuned for more interviews over the next few weeks