Work.Retire.Die.

In case you’re living under a rock, we are currently deep in the process of finding a new assistant here at Work Retire Die headquarters to help us run the entire Internet.

Over the course of the next few weeks, we will be interviewing several very talented and qualified applicants. Last week we had the honor of sitting down with Drake Bell, esteemed actor and singer, who did his best but ultimately flopped and fell on his big fat face.

This week, we had the unfortunate experience of interviewing my ex-gf, adult film actress Lisa Ann, who simply could not remain professional in my handsome presence.

Subscribe to the YouTube channel to follow along in our journey to do the impossible – find talent on the Internet.