Power Ranking the Best Ages for Halloween

This has been one of the longest Halloween seasons in recorded human history. Halloween falls on a Thursday this year, which means there are FIVE occasions to dress up and go out: Friday and Saturday the weekend before, Halloween itself (Thursday) and then Friday and Saturday this weekend. Are there even five costumes in the … Continue reading Power Ranking the Best Ages for Halloween

How to Call in ‘Sick’ at Work – Tips from a Pro

Editor's Note: This originally appeared on the weekly Work Retire Die email newsletter. Email us at workretiredie@gmail.com to be added or click here to subscribe. Emails are sent every Friday at 11 am - learn more here. The weather is getting cold which means one thing - it is the perfect time to start faking … Continue reading How to Call in ‘Sick’ at Work – Tips from a Pro

Work Retire Die Turns 2 Years Old

Long self indulgent post alert. TLDR: The blog is two years old today. We're celebrating the best and worst articles from the past 2 years. And we're giving away a Crock-Pot to an email newsletter subscriber. Yes actually. Email workretiredie@gmail.com by Friday at 11 am for a chance to win. Scroll past the heartfelt thanks … Continue reading Work Retire Die Turns 2 Years Old

How to Protect Your Online Data: Tips from a Hot Guy

Some of you are extremely dumb people, which is ultimately fine. Not everyone is lucky enough to have my massive brain, superior breeding and the good fortune to grow up in New Jersey. But the sad part is that many of you, even the smart ones, have no idea how to protect your online data … Continue reading How to Protect Your Online Data: Tips from a Hot Guy

Summer Friday Finale: Summer of 2019 Wrap-Up and Awards

It's Labor Day Weekend and summer is coming to a close. Sadly, it's your last chance to wear white and to read a Summer Friday blog from your humble Content King. We've all grown this summer together. As employees, friends, and maybe even as lovers. It's time to take a step back and reflect on … Continue reading Summer Friday Finale: Summer of 2019 Wrap-Up and Awards

Summer Fridays: Best Summers Ever

August is winding down and it's time to reflect on Summer 2019. It's been a good to great summer for your humble Content King. I travelled a bit, saw some friends and family and drank a few hundred beers. I got slightly tanner, a new apartment and promoted at work. I posted a series of … Continue reading Summer Fridays: Best Summers Ever

Summer Fridays: 2019 Song of the Summer Bracket

*Editor's Note - Our favorite guest blogger and Spotify account admin Jag Mehoff is back with some timely content - the 2019 Song of the Summer bracket. This year, we will be leaving the voting to YOU. Voting will be conducted on Instagram Stories - round 1 is this week and the final will be … Continue reading Summer Fridays: 2019 Song of the Summer Bracket

Summer Fridays: “Working” from Home

It's a time honored tradition in the summer to leave for a weekend trip on a Thursday night and "work remotely" Friday from the beach, lake or wherever you find yourself. It's a great way to to save vacation days and also have the least productive day of all time. People barely work in the … Continue reading Summer Fridays: “Working” from Home

Mid 2010s Frat Rappers – Where are They Now?

Editor's Note: Today we're taking a break from Summer Friday content and are blessed with a guest blog from Lane Fox, esteemed author of insightful and poignant blogs such as Power Ranking of WNBA Mascots. He covers the question that's on everyone's mind at least once a day - what happened to those white, one-hit … Continue reading Mid 2010s Frat Rappers – Where are They Now?

Summer Fridays: Vacationing with Your Family

Summer was made for vacationing. That's why we invented it. And nothing is more timeless than a vacation with your entire family during the hottest, most uncomfortable time of the year. Now that you're an adult, vacations are a little different. There's a reason that a quick search for 'family vacation' looks a little something … Continue reading Summer Fridays: Vacationing with Your Family