The 4 Years of Undergrad Post-Grad: A Manifesto

*LONGFORM ALERT* Last Sunday, your humble Content King had what we in the biz call a mid-life crisis. I turned 26, the age that I have been telling girls at bars that I was for the past 5 years. It’s the age where you’re still in your mid-20s, but can’t really make excuses anymore and … Continue reading The 4 Years of Undergrad Post-Grad: A Manifesto

Paul’s Final Letter to the Corinthians

*Editor's Note: Folks we've unearthed something truly incredible. Our team of forensic scientists and archaeologists have uncovered an artifact that will change history forever. If anyone has the Pope's email, please forward this to him. He needs to see it.* Dear Corinthians, This will be my final letter. I’ve now sent over a dozen letters … Continue reading Paul’s Final Letter to the Corinthians

The Best Things in the World: National Champion

Editor's Note: For those new to the blog, this is the fourth installment of the Best Things in the World Bracket. Go see what happened throughout the entire tournament, from the Round of 64, to the Sweet 16 and the Final Four. Well folks, we finally made it. It's been a long tournament, filled with … Continue reading The Best Things in the World: National Champion

The Best Things in The World Bracket: Final Four

Holy Lord in Heaven. What just happened? After another wild weekend of matchups, we've finally made it to the Final Four of The Best Things in the World. It wasn't easy. It took over 1500 committee text messages and 1200 Votes on our Instagram stories (thank you to the hot, loyal and nice-smelling WRDies) to … Continue reading The Best Things in The World Bracket: Final Four

The Best Things in the World Bracket: Sweet 16 Update

What. Just. Happened??? After a weekend of madness, here we are: the Sweet 16 of Best Things in the World. After 4 hours and a rigorous voting system of liking text messages in a group chat, a committee of 7 members have made their selections for which teams will advance and which teams will be … Continue reading The Best Things in the World Bracket: Sweet 16 Update

Power Ranking the Best Days of Elementary School *GUEST COLUMN*

EDITOR’S NOTE: Today we have a special guest column from returning blogger Jag Mehoff. (Check out his debut blog about day drinking here.) He was a fan of the Jags both before and after it was cool. He begged to have his pseudonym changed, but if you think I'm passing off the chance to force a masturbation … Continue reading Power Ranking the Best Days of Elementary School *GUEST COLUMN*

I’ve Finally Figured Out How to Send Work Emails

As the most successful person you probably know, a lot of things in life come very easy to me. Rapidly ascending the corporate ladder, having a perfect body, speaking knowledgeably about the delights of French cuisine. All of these are as second nature to me as breathing. But yes, I am human (for now) so … Continue reading I’ve Finally Figured Out How to Send Work Emails

What I’m Thankful For

Happy Thanksgiving!!!! Today is the best holiday of the year- bar none. It's about delicious food, getting drunk with your family, and napping for 4 hours on your couch while everyone else does the dishes. It's the start to the holiday season and all the Christmas decorations, movies, songs, and that stuff that makes you … Continue reading What I’m Thankful For

The Citizen App Continues to Entertain

In case you missed it, in the past few months, we've covered the Citizen App and it's ridiculousness (Part I , Part II and Part III can be found here.) For those too lazy to click a goddam link, this app alerts you whenever a crime is happening around you. It's a combination of police scanner and crimes … Continue reading The Citizen App Continues to Entertain

The Teens Have Lost Their Goddam Minds

What the heck is up loyal WRDies?? My deepest condolences for the lack of top flight content the past 2 weeks. You've been rudderless, lost at sea without my guidance and thoughtful prose to get you through your sad pathetic lives. If I were the type to make excuses, I would point to the fact that … Continue reading The Teens Have Lost Their Goddam Minds