I Am Moving to Alabama to Raise Goats and Chickens

I'm not but how about that headline! Who couldn't click on that? Anyways, I got another story for you guys and don't worry, the title of this article was not total click-bait. I've been dealing with some goat and chicken farmers in Alabama all week long and have lived to tell the tale. I'll set … Continue reading I Am Moving to Alabama to Raise Goats and Chickens

The Teens Have Lost Their Goddam Minds

What the heck is up loyal WRDies?? My deepest condolences for the lack of top flight content the past 2 weeks. You've been rudderless, lost at sea without my guidance and thoughtful prose to get you through your sad pathetic lives. If I were the type to make excuses, I would point to the fact that … Continue reading The Teens Have Lost Their Goddam Minds

People Keep Texting The Most Ridiculous Shit to My Work Phone

Lord forgive me, I'm back on my bullshit. For those new to the blog, I have a company-provided cell phone for business and stuff. iPhone 7. Pretty legit. Since I don't travel, I basically have no use for it besides checking my calendar before I go to bed. HOWEVER, its true value is for entertainment … Continue reading People Keep Texting The Most Ridiculous Shit to My Work Phone

I Used to Be Pathetic Like You and Then I Got a Standing Desk

Hello down there. It may be hard to believe, as I stand here with my powerful 2 legs and full head of hair, but I used to be just like you. Weak. Lonely. Seated. Many in my community refer to your kind as "Sitters," but I'll refrain from that kind of derogatory hate-speak. Why the empathy? … Continue reading I Used to Be Pathetic Like You and Then I Got a Standing Desk

People Who Text My Work Phone

I'll be honest, I think work phones are completely pointless like 90% of the time. I've had one for each job I've had since college and it's pretty much a waste of company money. I really just use it for Google Maps so I don't have to use my own data and to check my … Continue reading People Who Text My Work Phone