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Soup Addiction: The Untold Story

Well folks…I’ve uncovered a video that, as one of the world’s biggest soup fans, was pretty shocking to see. Yes, soup is delicious. But it turns out, soup is also EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE. And it just truly ruins lives.

Thank you to the handsome and smart crew of this documentary who had the courage to stand up to Big Soup once and for all and expose their cunning lies. Your heroism will not go unnoticed.

If you do choose to throw your life away and bury your sorrows in broth, at least make sure you’re making the right choice. Check out our Power Ranking of best soups to figure out the right soup for you. But please, for the love of God, be careful. It’s a slippery slope.

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Directed by Jack Breene

Written by Jack Lawler

Cinematography by Cory Dahn

Edited by Nick Blatt

Produced by Jack Breene

Co-Produced by Jack Lawler

Starring (in order of appearance)
Greg Ruda
Rita Mae Sylvester
Tucker Iverson
Jack Lawler
Cory Dahn
Nick Lawler


2 thoughts on “Soup Addiction: The Untold Story

  1. I am done reading this blog. I had hope that you might be one of the good ones. I thought maybe, just maybe, the Content King will continue to keep his identity under wraps. Now, you’ve gone ahead and narrowed it down. Quite frankly, I feel like I can make an educated guess at which one you are!

    The great pseudonymous artists do it for the love of the game. You’re only after the fame.

    Long live Marshmello. Down with the Content King.

    1. I’m not sure what you’re talking about. The Content King was in no way, shape, or form involved in the making of this video. Truly shocking of you to made this kind of accusation

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