How Quarantining with My Boyfriend Has Changed the Relationship

*Editor's Note - Our latest guest blogger, Jewish American Linzess, is currently quarantined by her boyfriend and his entire family. Here are her thoughts on inserting herself in their lives for the forseeable future. Also - WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR QUARANTINE STORIES. If you're interested in guest blogging, email us at workretiredie@gmail.com with an … Continue reading How Quarantining with My Boyfriend Has Changed the Relationship

Which Disney Prince Do I Want to Sleep with the Most? A Woman’s Perspective

*Editor's Note: June 8th, 2018. Historians will remember today as a monumental moment in women's history, on par with the passing of the 19th Amendment granting women suffrage and the appointment of Sandra Day O'Connor as the first female Supreme Court Judge: the date of WRD's first female guest column. She goes by Startup Sloan, … Continue reading Which Disney Prince Do I Want to Sleep with the Most? A Woman’s Perspective

Getting Through the Week: When You Have No Friends

After open bars and oral sex, friends are the best thing in the world. Just to be clear, because I know the title may be confusing- yes I have friends. Probably 1 million. Most are voluntary, several tolerate me and a few even respond to my texts. Sometimes I think I might have too many … Continue reading Getting Through the Week: When You Have No Friends

Getting Through the Week: When It’s Cold As Shit

Many people look at me and see a physical specimen. A man without flaws. A human body sculpted of marble and shaped in the hot kiln of hard living and no regrets. And yes, it is true that I have few physical weaknesses and little can effect me. But even I am no match for … Continue reading Getting Through the Week: When It’s Cold As Shit