Jack Puts Advice Inside of You

We all struggle with love. Luckily, we're here to help answer your questions on dating, sex and Daryl Sabara from Spy Kids stealing your ex gf Meghan Trainor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSIH3HJWaQ This is part of a new segment I'm debuting with After Work with Tucker Iverson, the only late night show written after our real jobs are … Continue reading Jack Puts Advice Inside of You

Yes, We Can Tell That You’re Having a Separate Conversation in The Video Meeting

Consider this a PSA.  I don’t know who you think you’re fooling, but yes, we can 100% tell that you and your little work friend are messaging each other during this Zoom meeting. How could we possibly know? How did we crack this impossible code without the help of professional detective services, you ask? Oh, … Continue reading Yes, We Can Tell That You’re Having a Separate Conversation in The Video Meeting

The Best Falls of All Time

Fall has officially fallen. Football is in full swing, jackets are mandatory, and soup and flannel season are well underway. Best of all, you get to say things like ‘man I love when the weather gets so crisp like this’ and can finally let your body go and bury it under a sweater.  We covered … Continue reading The Best Falls of All Time

Post Conference Call Sideline Interview

Sideline reporter Erin Andrews talks to Jack immediately after one of the worst conference calls of all time. Only thing to do is improve and try to get better for meetings this afternoon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsWRWsMH71A Subscribe to the YouTube channel morons.

LinkedIn Stories Are Going to Ruin My Life

Yes, you heard correctly. LinkedIn is now introducing a new Stories feature (basically the same exact thing as Instagram) and I think my world is ending. Just a quick heads up - if any one that I know begins using this feature non-ironically I am going to cut you off (bad news for you because … Continue reading LinkedIn Stories Are Going to Ruin My Life

Socializing Again Kind of Sucks

After 6 long months of Coronavirus and quarantining, it finally is starting to feel like the world is moving back towards some level of normalcy. New York just announced indoor dining would begin in October, malls are opening up, and people are starting to move back into their apartments in cities around the country. More … Continue reading Socializing Again Kind of Sucks

Life in the Corporate Bubble

Unless you've been completely asleep at the wheel for the past 3 months, you've probably heard about the NBA and their 'bubble' in Disneyworld, where all their players and staff have been living, working, and playing together for the past 80+ days. By all accounts, it's been a smash hit and the fans, NBA and … Continue reading Life in the Corporate Bubble

Nickelback is Always Here for Us

There’s no way around it - this has been a very hard year. There's been a nationwide pandemic, non-stop protests, murder hornets (did this happen?) and that time we casually made memes about World War III for like a week. Personally, I've run into a stop sign in a bit gone wrong, become just barely … Continue reading Nickelback is Always Here for Us

An Open Letter from the Bursar at Princeton College to Alexander Hamilton

*Editor's Note: This is a pretty specific reference to the song, Aaron Burr, Sir from the musical Hamilton by Hollywood's Lin Manuel Miranda. If that sentence makes no sense to you, go ahead and close this blog right now. An Open Letter from the Bursar at Princeton College to Alexander Hamilton Dear Mr. Hamilton, I … Continue reading An Open Letter from the Bursar at Princeton College to Alexander Hamilton

Monopolies that Are Bigger than Big Tech

For you uneducated types, Big Tech has been investigated by the "government" this week during a series of anti-trust hearings to determine whether they are operating under unlawful monopolies. While it's true that Apple, Google, Facebook and Amazon are dominant in technology, they are far more powerful monopolies that the American public needs to keep … Continue reading Monopolies that Are Bigger than Big Tech