Beans from Even Stevens Interviews to be My Assistant

In case you’re living under a rock, we are currently deep in the process of finding a new assistant here at Work Retire Die headquarters to help us run the entire Internet. Over the course of the next few weeks, we will be interviewing several very talented and qualified applicants. So far, we've had the honor of … Continue reading Beans from Even Stevens Interviews to be My Assistant

Drake Bells Interviews to be My Personal Assistant

As you may be aware, we are currently in the market for a personal assistant here at Work Retire Die. As we described in our job posting on Friday, we need a very specific candidate who can handle the Herculean task of helping run the entire Internet. We were completely overwhelmed by the interest in … Continue reading Drake Bells Interviews to be My Personal Assistant

Office Small Talk After Quarantine

To be honest, I am really not excited about going back to the office after quarantine ends. No, it's not because I'm loving work from home. It's because I'm dreading the small talk. If you're looking to practice your small talk and quarantine jokes, go ahead and smash that view button. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iorKKO_kfg&t=6s

Leaving A Zoom Happy Hour is Impossible

During these uncertain times, it can be really hard to stay in touch with friends. It should have been a blessing. Unfortunately, God decided to invent Zoom and now we can't get a moment of peace. Now, I feel like my social calendar is way more crowded than it ever was. It makes me sick. … Continue reading Leaving A Zoom Happy Hour is Impossible

Power Ranking the Only 7 Shirts My Little Brother Packed for Quarantine

I am currently quarantined at my parents house in New Jersey with 8 other people (this is a story for another blog.) One of those people is my little brother, who is 19 and home from his freshman year of college. While it's definitely sad that his college experience was cut short, the sadder part … Continue reading Power Ranking the Only 7 Shirts My Little Brother Packed for Quarantine

Quarantining by Yourself – How to Not Lose Your Goddam Mind

*Editor’s Note – Our latest guest blogger, Real Talk, is currently quarantined by himself in New York City and is definitely not losing his mind. Also – WE WANT TO HEAR YOUR QUARANTINE STORIES. If you’re interested in guest blogging, email us at workretiredie@gmail.com with an idea of a full blog and we’ll probably post since we … Continue reading Quarantining by Yourself – How to Not Lose Your Goddam Mind

Have the Quarantime of Your Life: How to Thrive During Isolation

With the recent announcements that quarantine will be extended at least until June and likely longer, it's time to accept that this will be our new reality. Unfortunately, many of you have crumbled under this realization and become shells of your former selves. I even saw one person go on LinkedIn live, which frankly, was … Continue reading Have the Quarantime of Your Life: How to Thrive During Isolation

Best Invention Since Sliced Bread: National Champion

Well, here we are. After 4 grueling weeks of matchups, we finally answered the most important question ever asked - what is the best invention since sliced bread, according to 8 white males in their mid to late 20s who lack any level of scientific knowledge, nuanced understanding of the underlying factors that impact society, … Continue reading Best Invention Since Sliced Bread: National Champion

Best Inventions Since Sliced Bread: Final Four Update

Folks, we did it. We made it to the Final Four of Best Inventions Since Sliced Bread. After 2 weeks of madness, just 4 teams remain what is certainly the whitest, malest bracket in the entire world:  Concepts Region: The InternetTechnology Region: ComputersEveryday Items: SunscreenCool Stuff Region: Video Games We'll get into what happened in the … Continue reading Best Inventions Since Sliced Bread: Final Four Update

Bracketology: Best Inventions Since Sliced Bread Breakdown

Well folks, Day 10 of Quarantine has hit and here at the WRD headquarters, we have officially lost our minds. Enjoy this video of Lo Junardi, Fleece Davis and Nicky Vitale doing a bit of Bracketology and breaking down the Sweet 16 matchups for the 3rd Annual Work Retire Die March Madness Bracket - The … Continue reading Bracketology: Best Inventions Since Sliced Bread Breakdown