How To Live Your Pathetic Life

What I Won’t Miss This Summer

Editor's Note - Today marks the start of Quarantine Summer Fridays. Every Friday, we'll be discussing a new summer topic, geared towards these quarantine times. Go check out our Summer Fridays articles from last year when we were allowed to actually enjoy our lives. Summer is going to be a little different this year, and … Continue reading What I Won’t Miss This Summer

17 Completely Bizarre Stock Photos That’ll Make You Miss the Office

As the world's #1 mid-size office meme account, I spend a significant amount of time perusing the Internet for stock photos to make ground-breaking content from. As I was doing my weekly research, I realized something - man does working from home stink on ice. I just want to go back to the cubes man. … Continue reading 17 Completely Bizarre Stock Photos That’ll Make You Miss the Office

Bad Meeting Breakdown – Scott Van Belt

We have special guest Scott Van Belt here today to break down Mike's marketing conference call. Pro-Tip - please stop pretending you have bad Wi-Fi. No one believes you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoXkW2QJKgQ

Work Retire Mailbag Vol. 2 – Hooking up with Coworkers, Don’t Be An Annoying New Hire, and Email Signoffs

Every month or so, we’ll be answering your questions about work, life and balance. Thank you to all who submitted questions, and for everyone else, be sure to email workretiredie@gmail.com to have yours answered in the next version.  And don’t forget to subscribe to the weekly newsletter, where answers will be posted first. Check out last … Continue reading Work Retire Mailbag Vol. 2 – Hooking up with Coworkers, Don’t Be An Annoying New Hire, and Email Signoffs

Office Small Talk After Quarantine

To be honest, I am really not excited about going back to the office after quarantine ends. No, it's not because I'm loving work from home. It's because I'm dreading the small talk. If you're looking to practice your small talk and quarantine jokes, go ahead and smash that view button. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iorKKO_kfg&t=6s

The Work from Home Employee Draft

Last night was an important night for many people in the world - dreams were made, futures were built, and hearts were broken. A country was unified for the first time in months around the most important draft since World War II - the Work Retire Die Remote Employee Draft. That's right, America's most important … Continue reading The Work from Home Employee Draft

Leaving A Zoom Happy Hour is Impossible

During these uncertain times, it can be really hard to stay in touch with friends. It should have been a blessing. Unfortunately, God decided to invent Zoom and now we can't get a moment of peace. Now, I feel like my social calendar is way more crowded than it ever was. It makes me sick. … Continue reading Leaving A Zoom Happy Hour is Impossible

Quarantine Vibes Playlist

Editor's Note: Recurring guest blogger Jag Mehoff returns with a playlist guaranteed to get you through quarantine. Go follow the WRD Spotify for playlists that basically all end in 'Vibes' but are still good. Email us at workretiredie@gmail.com if you're interested in guest blogging. Quarantine Vibes playlist First off (not to sound like every single … Continue reading Quarantine Vibes Playlist

So You Want to be TikTok Famous

Editor's Note - Our latest guest blogger Charli Deamelio is here to show you how to take advantage of your newfound free time and hack the world's fastest growing app. I know what you're thinking and no, you are not too good for Tik Tok. If you are on this blog , you're clearly not … Continue reading So You Want to be TikTok Famous

Power Ranking the Only 7 Shirts My Little Brother Packed for Quarantine

I've had something on my mind for a long time, but I've been too afraid to speak up. I can't hold it in much longer, so I'm just going to say it - Coronavirus is pretty bad. There are many websites out there that don't have the courage to come out as anti-COVID-19 but that's … Continue reading Power Ranking the Only 7 Shirts My Little Brother Packed for Quarantine