Remembering Work Life Pre-Covid

Editor's Note- this guest blog comes from Charles Hudson and is truly haunting. I never really realized how good we have it working from home and I never want to go back. Getting Ready for the Day 7:00am the alarm goes off. Your eyes open slowly. Time to get up.  It’s a frigidly cold Tuesday … Continue reading Remembering Work Life Pre-Covid

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The Most Unlucky Things That Have Ever Happened to Me at Work

Happy November 13th! To celebrate, we are going to go through some of the worst things that have ever happened to me at work and decide how unlucky they were on a scale from 1 - 10. Please enjoy this exercise in shirking personal responsibility and blaming the universe for your misfortune. Not Getting Laid … Continue reading The Most Unlucky Things That Have Ever Happened to Me at Work

You’ve Completely Blown Your First Assignment at a New Job: What’s Next?

Editor's Note: Today's blog comes from guest blogger Low-T Pete, one of the least masculine and inspiring men in Corporate America today. To guest blog for the site, email a sample to workretiredie@gmail.com. We all reach this moment: First two weeks at a new job and training is complete – time to start “adding value,” … Continue reading You’ve Completely Blown Your First Assignment at a New Job: What’s Next?

Scariest Work Moments: A Power Ranking

In honor of Halloween and the country potentially descending into chaos for a few weeks as we figure out the election, it’s time to talk about the topic on everyone’s mind - fear. The 'spooks' or 'tummy turners' if you will. And what place is scarier than Corporate America a labyrinth of Excel sheets, meetings about … Continue reading Scariest Work Moments: A Power Ranking

Jack Puts Advice Inside of You

We all struggle with love. Luckily, we're here to help answer your questions on dating, sex and Daryl Sabara from Spy Kids stealing your ex gf Meghan Trainor. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xSIH3HJWaQ This is part of a new segment I'm debuting with After Work with Tucker Iverson, the only late night show written after our real jobs are … Continue reading Jack Puts Advice Inside of You

Work Retire Mailbag Vol. 4: Ending Calls, Squeaky Office Chairs and Work Life Balance

Every month or so, we’ll be answering your questions about work, life and balance. Thank you to all who submitted questions, and for everyone else, be sure to email workretiredie@gmail.com to have yours answered in the next version.  And don’t forget to subscribe to the weekly newsletter, where answers will be posted first. Check out last … Continue reading Work Retire Mailbag Vol. 4: Ending Calls, Squeaky Office Chairs and Work Life Balance

Yes, We Can Tell That You’re Having a Separate Conversation in The Video Meeting

Consider this a PSA.  I don’t know who you think you’re fooling, but yes, we can 100% tell that you and your little work friend are messaging each other during this Zoom meeting. How could we possibly know? How did we crack this impossible code without the help of professional detective services, you ask? Oh, … Continue reading Yes, We Can Tell That You’re Having a Separate Conversation in The Video Meeting